Funeral Planning

I haven’t got round to reading Scott Adams for a while, but a few from a coupla weeks back just made me laugh a tad too loud & woke up the whole office…

[Planning my Funeral] …"My first idea was to require each of the attendees at the funeral to dab some of my ashes on their chins. That would make for witty conversation at the ceremony as everyone tried to guess what part of me they were wearing, e.g. “Hey Bob, I think his scrotum is on your chin"

Go read more if you haven’t already!


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MCP, Web Designer/Developer and Musician (when spare time allows)
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