In at 14… "Bad cop. No donut." [Link]
Seems like that link is hiding away from the public now, but here’s a selection, with a new fave in at #18…
4. Didn’t I see your butt get kicked on "COPS"?
5. I’m not drunk! I’m… special.
7. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
10. I pay your salary!
11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
12. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You’re the trained specialist.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
16. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.
18. (after winding down the window) Can I get two cheeseburgers and a Coke?