20 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer…

In at 14… "Bad cop. No donut." [Link]

 

Update:

Seems like that link is hiding away from the public now, but here’s a selection, with a new fave in at #18…

4. Didn’t I see your butt get kicked on "COPS"?

5. I’m not drunk! I’m… special.

7. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

10. I pay your salary!

11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

12. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You’re the trained specialist.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

16. You again? I thought I lost you at that last red light.

18. (after winding down the window) Can I get two cheeseburgers and a Coke?

 

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